Rhode Island: Lawmakers Moving Forward With... →
weedporndaily: (NORML) On Tuesday, separate legislative committees in the Rhode Island House and Senate approved measures to significantly reduce the state’s criminal marijuana possession penalties. House Bill 7092 and its companion legislation, Senate Bill 2253, amend state law so that the possession of up to one ounce of marijuana by an individual 18 or older is reduced from a criminal...
Study: Cannabis Use Associated With Lower... →
weedporndaily: (NORML) The use of cannabis is associated with lower mortality risk in patients with schizophrenia and related psychotic disorders, according to a forthcoming study to be published in the Journal of Psychiatric Research. (Read the abstract of the study online here.) An international team of investigators from the University of Maryland School of Medicine and Inje University in...
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Is that rain?
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
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Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
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Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
It’s Time for Obama to Have His “Marijuana Moment” →
weedporndaily: (NORML) The internet was ablaze yesterday with talk of President Obama’s youthful pot use. Which is odd, considering the only thing atypical about Obama’s high school years is how common and relatable they seem. We encourage you to make your voice heard as an American voter and let the White House know this is an issue you consider to be of importance in this election. It is time...